It's sweaty courts and pixelated fans,
plus plexiglass and boom mic interviews
that let us witness game-win blocks by Bam
and Bron, and Murray's Floyd & Taylor shoes.
The Rockets' small ball, Tucker at the five,
looked skinnier on cam than Kenny's legs.
Van Gundy's hey-get-off-my-lawn style jibe
now targets flagrant fouls and replay beg.
It's dueling fifty pieces Nugs and Jazz,
Doc's heartfelt words, Caruso's Ernie dunk,
a jumping Tacko guarding inbound pass,
and Chuck's prognostications getting flunked.
These make the buzz that beats in bubble lab,
where Magic Kingdom's crown's still up for grabs.