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The haircuts part is funny

The New York Times got toddler's tax returns.

Expect a torrent of competing quips

about his biz deductions 'gainst 'twas earned.

Instead, let's laugh at bill paid for hair snips!

Reporters claim Apprentice-era sum

for sculpting Cheeto coif was roughly this:

ten thousand hours of work at minimum

wage set by feds today. Nothing's amiss?

In Gladwell's telling, that's enough time to

begin new thing and drill to mastery.

It's plausible that happened: his slimed 'do

required a mason's skills of plastery.

This stylist-carpenter got boy's spray-tanned

skin to match hair for just seventy grand!

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